Boys: love football.
Girls: love football players.
Me: love football and football players.
breaking bad writers room
"okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this"
"how about… walt threatens to eat a baby"
"and he does it…"
"at a chuck e. cheese"
"during a child’s birthday"
months later, on a breaking bad fan forum
centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”
mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog